Sunday, September 26, 2010

Nnon Veg Text SMS Collection

In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and man is like a traveller.
The traveller gets tired but the road never ends…
(William Nargis)


On their wedding night, both husband and wife were claiming virginity
Wife : " If it was your first time, then how did you do so well?"
Husband : "And if this was your first time how did you know that I did so well?"


Statistics of girls's breast milk.
1. No need to insert the sugar.
2. No need to boil it.
3. cats can not steal it.
4. its tax free.
5. It have no expiry date.
5. Available in beautiful packing.
6. buy one get one free.

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